Postcards From Yo Momma
I received a link to this site, Postcards From Yo Momma, in my inbox this morning, I enjoyed it greatly. Apparently, I have been hiding under a rock, because how could I have missed this?? They have a big enough following, and have been around long enough to put together a book!
Love, Mom: Poignant, Goofy, Brilliant Messages from Home
I spent a great deal of time this morning being completely amused by some of the mom wisdom/stories on these pages (while I should have been working!!)! I am going to pull an example or two:
Subject: Mom, Dad and Facebook: A Dangerous Combo
Mom: How do I unfriend on Facebook?
Me: What, you only have like 8 friends, who do you want to get rid of.
Mom: That’s really none of your business, and I have 40 friends thank you very much.
Me: That’s right, Dad has 8 heheh
Mom: Not for long!
Subject: Hear me…RABBITS
I bought some baby clothes for you today.
I know you aren’t pregnant, but I thought that maybe if I bought the clothes it would work in reverse…like I could will you to get knocked up.
Are you knocked up? Tell that husband of yours to get busy. I want you two sexing it up like rabbits.
Hear me…RABBITS.
Love,
MomPS: Your father is getting a vasectomy.
Subject: you know, QUESTIONS
Backstory: Two nights before my wedding mom thinks we need to have “the talk”.
Honey,
I just want to let you know that if you have any, you know, QUESTIONS, you can ask me anything. Your father isn’t the best lover in the world, so I also know a lot about toys. Let’s get dinner tonight.
Love,
Mom
I warned Starr not to send in any of the crazy things I say…she said that she already had a few in mind! Darn it, I knew I should have kept the site to myself! So, as a preventative strike, I thought I’d share a little something that happened just this morning:
Starr: (bounding into my bedroom with tons of energy) You know how I am the most awesomest person ever?!
Me: Mmm hmm?
Starr: That’s it. I just wanted to make sure that you knew!
haha! i really love that first one, lots!